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Scott: Scott Baba is not currently employed, and he does not go to school, although he doesn't think that grad school is out of the question for later. He doesn't write enough, and doesn't like shellfish. Scott Baba has a difficult time finding inspiration and motivating himself to work, and he sometimes fears that he isn't going to end up the creative powerhouse that he's always dreamed of being. Scott Baba does not enjoy long walks on the beach because if you have ever actually lived near the ocean, you know that sand is a pain in the butt, although this is not to say that he doesn't like the ocean. He doesn't speak German or Italian or Russian. He is not a communist. He is not a golem. Scott Baba does not know how to play the harmonica. Scott Baba did not - repeat NOT - spend a week and a half in the land of faerie tracking down the child he'd been baby sitting which the Queen of the Elves had swapped for a changeling. Scott Baba has never been in a hot air balloon. Scott Baba is not sure that that is the proper spelling of "balloon". Scott Baba does not like beans. Scott Baba cannot juggle, not even with just two beanbags. Scott Baba may or may not be incapable of love.